bndt’s crTVtys™

Wokeh, Attention please !!

Kalimat2 dibawah ini dikhawatirkan akan merusak saraf otak & keyakinan anda2 sekalian dalam pencarian jadi diri di bidang per-olahraga-an Indonesia [khususnya SOFTBALL&BASEBALL] !!!

Sangat tidak disarankan, sengaja atw tidak disengaja dibaca oleh para :

1. Pelatih Olah Raga [khususnya Softball&Baseball]
Dikarenakan akan membuat para pelatih2 bertindak semakin semena2 terhadap para pemain dan dikhawatirkan, mereka akan berfikir : “Huahuahuaha, baru tau kalian… [sambil memegang pecut] besok akan lebih ‘asik lagi’, jadi ajak temen2 yang laen yaa [devil face mode activated!]”

2. Pemain atw calon pemain softball&baseball seluruh Indonesia!
Dikarenakan akan membuat para pemain atw calon pemain, ketakutan dan bermuka pucat sebelum dimulainya pertandingan yang sebenarnya [latian aja kaya’ gini, apalagi kalo kalah]! Dikhawatirkan, mereka akan berfikir : “eh..eh.. nanya donk, rumah sakit terdekat dimana yaa?” atw “mmmmaaaaammmmaaaa…i wanna go home !!!”

3. Orang tua dari para pemain
Dikarenakan akan membuat para orang tua yang sudah mempercayai para pelatih, syok bin kapok untuk menyerahkan anak2 mereka di olah raga ini! Dikhawatirkan, mereka akan berfikir : “IBU !!! dimana disimpan GOLOK ayah! ayah mao ‘kenalan’ sama pelatih softball ade ‘ !!![panggilan sayang si anak]”

Kronologis adegan ‘penyiksaan’ di TKP :

Pkl 04.00 :
[muka2 masih fresh] ganti baju+maen smekdawn ama paco&efran+sholat ashar+ketawa-ketiwi bareng ama yang laen…

04:15 :
[masih fresh] lari2 gila keliling lapangan 2x+sekalian ngitungin luas lapangan…

*Disini gw liat Om Yongki [pelatih bin devil] baru dateng ke lapangan… sial bin kadal! [red alert level 1]

04:30 :
[fresh berkurang] pemanasan+ketawa-ketiwi+liatin cewe’2 anak Atma

04:45 :
[muka fresh lagi, abis liatin cewe’2 ] ambil glove+sambit2an bola softball yang ukurannya segede paco…

05:00 :
ngeliat Om Yongki mulai masuk lapangan [gelagat buruk mulai kecium! hidung gw udah berubah menjadi idung doggy, ngendus2 keganjilan] [red alert level 2]!!!

05:10 :
[fresh berkurang]cuap2 ttg pertandingan softball+absenin pemain one-by-one!

Yeah! bencana mulai terjadi, karena apa? karena coach mulai melihat muka2 fresh dari para pemain yang udah siap di-’sayang2′ [muka iblis keluar]!!! [red alert level 3]

05:15 :
Om Yongki : “karena yang dateng CUMA [ditekenin gitu suaranya] segini, jadi kita bagi dua kelompok aja… coba Krisna, Gw, Efran, Roby di lapangan sebelah sana… yang laen disini aja, bareng ama oom [kedipin satu mata…muka binalnya keluar, sambil netes sedikit air liur]”

FYI : [Krisna+Gw+Efran+Roby tergabung dalam grup A, A berarti ‘ANCUR’]
[Paco+Tito+Wira tergabung di kelompok B, B berarti ‘BAKALAN ANCUR ABIS2AN’]

05:17 :
Ya udah, kita kel-A pergi deh ke lapangan yang luasnya ga’ ketulungan…ga papa juga seeh, lagi pula males aja bareng satu spot sama om ‘devil’ …

05:18-06:30 :
coach : “yaak, tangkep yaa bolanya…jangan sampe jatoh, pake glove-nya!!!” kalimat yang langsung diarahin ke kel-A…

Karena disuruh one-by-one, jadi ngantri gitu..yoweis !

barisan #1 Efran : 10/7 [10 lemparan, 7 ketangkep] gud..gud..tapi masih make kata2 “goblok..glovenya dipake!!! dasar tempe!!!]

barisan #2 Krisna : 10/6… walaupun lumayan, tetep aja dimarahin ama si om ‘devil’–>”OIY…glovenya bolong yaa, pegang yang bener!!!”

barisan #3 Roby : 10/5… kalo si Krisna dimarahin make lisan 2 menit, si Roby ampe 5 menit… [si devil hampir aja nyamperin si Roby, tapi cuma setengah jalan doank]

barisan #4 Gw [naah neeh dia barisan cool+calm tapi masih ga’ nyadar, apa yang terjadi dengan si om ‘devil’ hari itu] : 10/3 huihii… cupu banget deh gw, ampe2 si om ‘devil’ nyamperin gw… di perjalanan ke tempat gw, di maen2in bat softball gitu .. yaah lo pada tau kan, kalo orang tawuran gimana..mirip2 gitu deh, sambil teriak2 mirip orang indian kalo mao perang ama musuhnya…

Nyampe di spot gw berdiri, gw mulai senyam-senyum ga’ jelas… eh dibales lagi sama si om ‘devil’, kan jadi ‘kepengen’ …hiuhihiii, trus yang tadinya adem bin calm eehh si om malah mulai bikin api energi kaya’ di pilem songoku [asik tuh pilem, serial gitu…tonton deh] yup, sambil meraktekin gimana cara nangkep bola yang bener make glove ke gw… gw manggut2 aja, tapi gw tetep ga’ ngerti ‘ngomong apa seeh neeh mahluk’..yeah, bla..bla..bla..

Udah dengerin ‘kuliah dadakan’ selama 10 menit, si om ‘devil’ mulai ngos2an ngeladenin gw yang super lemot ini… trus dia pergi deh, dengan muka cemberut…

Yes, si om pergi dengan membawa dendam kesumat ama gw…sial, kenapa cuma gw doank yaa yang dikasih ‘kuliah dadakan’ ??? apa gara2 gw males latian, trus giliran latian gw yang jadi ‘target man of the week’[red alert level 4] !!!

Yup…latihan yang mirip ke arah ‘penyiksaan’ itu berlanjut…

Yang laennya seeh adem bin calm aja ngadepin tuh mahluk sial, tapi giliran gw maju buat fielding… pas nangkep2in bola, lidah gw keluar2 gitu…mirip kalo anjing lagi maen frisbie bareng tuannya.. “here doggy2..catch!!!” “oh…gud doggy” uuUUggGGhhHH, anjritt !!

And ini beneran terjadi, gw mesti lari kesana-kesini cuma buat nangkepin bola2 ga’ jelas…anjritt, jadi selama gw ‘disiksa’..gw banyak mikirin ” kapan pulangnya yaa ? … duh kok ga’ selesai2 seeh?… awas deh, gw sumpahin si om banyak rejeki 7 turunan + panjang umur+keluarga bahagia… trus yang terakhir gw sering ngata2in hal jorok ama si om, tapi pas dibelakang dia “lalet ijo+recycle bin+devil bin kadal,etc ”

Pokoke latihan kamis kemaren [23/02/06] merupakan hari [sangat] sial buat gw, sekaligus hari perenungan buat gw… gw disuruh memilih :

a. Tetep ikut latihan, dan harus menerima ‘kasih sayang’ dari si om tiap kali latihan !

b. Menulis surat resign, sambil ngempesin ban mobil si om pas lagi istirahat [bandel diikkkiiit gpp kan?]

Pilih yang mana yaa, nanti deh…gw juga lagi pusing ama hal yang laen, iyaa… tetep tentang cewe’… uugghhh, cewe’ tuh nyebelin+keras kepala+egois tapi bikin gw jadi ‘gila’ kalo dideketnya… wokeh buat semua, yang cool tetep cool yaa.. yang ‘jelek’ tetep ‘jelek’ deh

Wanted :

- Have a swiss army knife, d*mn gw masih ngumpulin uang neeh buat beli yang manteb…ada yang mao beliin gw ga’? heuheuheuhe…

- Dapet judul buat skripsi + tempat pkl …

- Talk 2 her … [yeah..just dreamed ndry]

Hey, whut is the f*ckin’ hell wrong with gurls ??? why they didnt undestand with the “signs” ???

D*mn !! you suld told me, from the beginning! if you already love somone else… so i culd grabbed that all twig i passed, so i wont falled too deep in your heart, so i culd leave u easily!!

I just wanna say.. WHY?

You think its funny isnt it? well it isnt funny at all, and ITS KILLING ME… my heart like being stabbed from behind, its like cutlets on there!!Yeah, maybe u think it isnt important huh!! you wrong, you absolutely very wrong person… wrong bcause you who have judged me like that, you suld re-thinking it first!!

Can u see the “signs”, that i already attested it to you!! didnt you realized it?? hey c’mon gurls, give me a break!Ok, maybe im wrong with the “way” that i choosed… but, hey..nobodys perfect, so do i….can you give me another chances?

Like the others ordinary boy, i wanna have “SUMONE SPECIAL” in my world!! sumone that i can huge, when im fly bcause my happines…. sumone that i can love, lovingly… sumone that can make me smile, when my sorrow come… SUMONE THAT I CAN DEVOTED all the time!!! why you culdnt be that person? tell me please…???

Maybe im just a bad boy, just b4nd1t [yeah rite, thx eniwey 4 ur quotes]… maybe she just only gurls that can i see, hear, touch… but i cant have her, to be my love… not like another boy, in this world!!!

When i saw IT, that make me clear that you are a stranger 4 me… and make me think, you are ONLY LOVE SUMONE, yes you are !!!… sumone that not me of course, the person that [maybe] have tried to make you love me.. tried to afford you many sign, that i’ve leaved behind…

But, why you must make me really2 jealous with you ???… why you must make me think that i dont deserve it… why you must make me act like a lunatic when i near you… D*MN, maybe it is the clues… clues that i dont deserved with you.. !!!

Well, i hope you undestand with it… i know, im not yet “talking” to you… but, how i can do it lately… if you are already “CLOSED UR HEART” from me !!! D*MN YOU NDRY !!!You such a HUGE LOSER among the other boys!!!

Guess what, i think GOD wont ever let you get any gurls in your heart…ENYMORE!!!just enjoyed it, you’ll gonna see how the pain of sorrow that has just begun in your life… will gnawing ur heart slowly but sure!! …yup, in ur luv-life!!

Sumtimes, there are some persons can have a love life easily… whether he/she do or dont realized it! But i think, most of persons must fight to get heart from the person that they love… their very2 loving person…

If you look more into, Love is like a drugs…more and more far you go and playing with it, more your heart will know how hurting better than pleasing you!!!

Ada apa dengan warna pink di kampus hari ini??? terlalu banyak yang memakai baju dengan warna itu, baik cewe’ n [terutama] cowo’…. whut d h*ll is wrong with that colour?

Uhm..lemme think, is it cause this day is “valentine day”… yeah rite! why dont you wearing that in d ordinary days?

Lucu aja, ternyata hari ini banyak yang ngerayain V juga yaa… berarti laku keras donk para penjual boneka, coklat, perhiasan…aah sudahlah, toh mereka masih akan lama [yes, i mean longer]untuk terbuai akan hal2 semacam itu… they will know the meaning, when d time is come!

Actually, my friends have invited me to join with them in this night… i dunno, 2 celebrate this V-day maybe?? but i prefer think, that we are a friend… why dont we go out 2 spare our time together, like “yesterday”… but unfortunately, she canceled this party… althought i sorry 2 heard that she just get a measles, i’m sorry…but u still have ur boyfriend, arent u? he will take care of you…

Seems this day is a good day for a couple, isnt it? yeah, well i’m settled with it!

Just wanna say, Happy F*ckin’ Valentine ! Salute!